Nothing much.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen... It's not black baby nasty, it's just dumb.

Every day it's Barack is related to this or that, then it's Hillary lied about that. I get it, Hillary is a psychopathic liar and Barack hangs out
with a bad crowd. I-don't-care.

The Clinton's lie, They get caught, and then nothing happens.

Barack shakes a guy's hand who may have eaten a baby, people whine, nothing happens.

I whole heartily believe Barack will win the presidency and that if Hillary wasn't an idiot he'd be the candidate. Who gives a flying monkey about the voice of the rest of the people when you cannot win? It's not close race when you cannot statically win! START THE GENERAL ALREADY!

I figured I'd parody a song, becasue I simply cannot force myself to care about this primary anymore. Barck shot someone a bird? Who cares. He didn't? Still don't care. Hillary lied about passover? Who cares. She didn't? Still don't care. a bad bowling score and a shot of beer? I don't care.

With all this hate being thrown around I felt it was necessary to remind everyone what good she's done (So you can clam down after she loses).

She loves kittens, Dick Chaney eats kittens. She's married to Bill Clinton, He's pretty cool... She has good children so she's a good mom I guess. She hasn't scarified a goat. She's probably never held people against their will. She wants Universal Health Care... That's pretty good?

She likes sunlight... Hates mean people. Her favorite pokemon is Chancy (From a source). She thinks life is neat and death is sad. I bet she even looks sane when she's happy (Have you seen the pictures the media use when she wins a state? She looks like the freaking joker... It's scary and just mean).

Speaking of which she's never used nerve gas to kill people. I bet she even likes Space Balls.

Remember that when you make the 1001 generic "Hillary's a bitch" diary. Not that you shouldn't write that diary... just remember she has feelings too... I have no reason not to believe she doesn't have feelings and I take her at her word about that.